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CRACK!
“Damnedest thing I’ve ever seen! Thunder with no
lightning?”
“Hell, it’s the storm of the decade out there,
Captain! We must be nearing Friar’s Point by now. But where the hell is the beacon?”
“Storm must have knocked it out. But don’t worry,
lad. Old Man MacGregor has manned that lighthouse for forty years. He’ll find a way
to guide us home.”
CRACK!
“But I thought the Old Man’s retired, Sir! His
Granddaughter took over last year.”
“Doesn’t matter. In a storm like this, MacGregor is
sure to lend a helping hand.”
“Look thirty degrees aft, Captain. There’s a
glowing red light! It’s faint, but it must be coming from the lighthouse!”
“Told you MacGregor would find a way!”
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“From now on, you’ll do the bloody scheduled
maintenance on schedule! And get that bottom up higher, Missy. There are sailors
depending on us!” CRACK!
KC Copyright 2005; Moral rights to be identified as the author of “The Lighthouse” asserted worldwide (including in Great Britain in accordance with Sections 77 and 78 of the Copyright, Designs and Patent Act of 1988)
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An Open Apology for “Capcha”:
I love to hear your comments. Every author loves to hear positive comments. Every author who is serious about improving her or his work should at least give thoughtful consideration to constructive negative comments, the key word being “constructive”. Sorry about the “Capcha”, but I had a run in with some nasty trolls a while back. I’d no sooner block a name, than the same individual (same misspelled words and grammatical errors) would post under another name. I had to add moderation to the comments. I didn't realize that moderating at my end added a “capcha" at yours. Once again, sorry for any inconvenience. CK
I love to hear your comments. Every author loves to hear positive comments. Every author who is serious about improving her or his work should at least give thoughtful consideration to constructive negative comments, the key word being “constructive”. Sorry about the “Capcha”, but I had a run in with some nasty trolls a while back. I’d no sooner block a name, than the same individual (same misspelled words and grammatical errors) would post under another name. I had to add moderation to the comments. I didn't realize that moderating at my end added a “capcha" at yours. Once again, sorry for any inconvenience. CK
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"Get that bottom up higher" YES!
ReplyDeleteThank you for posting a Spanks snippet. I have to admit to being a little confused. They are on the ship talking and hearing a loud crack that is the sound of the granddaughter daughter being spanked that far away? The last sentence clarifies but if they are surrounded by the storm of the decade how could they hear? I know that fiction can take turns that extend into fantasy, but I just feel it's a good deal too far into the unbelievable.
ReplyDeletePlease don't feel as if I've swooped in just to criticize. The premise for a spanking is a good one, I just think the characters hearing it should be someplace other than on a ship out at sea. Thank you for sharing.
Jolynn, I totally agree with your comment, but I suspect this piece was "tongue in cheek" and not to be taken seriously. I mean, I don't think anyone's butt could glow like Rudolph's nose no matter how hard it was being spanked. And you're right. Sailors on board a ship couldn't hear a spanking from a lighthouse even if all else was deadly quiet. Nope, reality took a high dive on this one.
DeleteCute. Fun with puns.
ReplyDeleteUh oh! Doesn't look like the granddaughter is holding up on her responsibilities.
ReplyDeleteI'm a total sucker for auditory voyeurism (I've no idea if that's actually a term, but what the hell, it works).
ReplyDeleteQuestion though: are these two men on the deck -- perhaps the helm -- hearing the sound of her spanking coming from the captain's cabin?
I enjoyed the mention of the faint red light :D
ReplyDeleteLove the dialogue interspersed with all those cracks! Poor Missy :) And in front of the sailors too - delicious.
ReplyDeleteWell, now that was hot. CRACK...no wonder why the light suddenly came on:)
ReplyDeleteThat was a fun snippet. Seems there's more than a lightbulb needs maintenance around there :D
ReplyDeleteFun snippet! I loved it :)
ReplyDeleteFaint red light? Yikes. She has to be glowing a bright cherry red for the sailors to see her butt. Cute snippet, Ken. Thanks for sharing.
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